small penis

A penis of less than five inches. But most girls are willing to deal with a small penis if there is a caring and sweet guy attached to it. There are other things you can do in the bedroom with a girl, and LOTS of things to do outside the bedroom that mean a lot more to us. Yes there are some shallow girls demanding 7+ inch penises but most of them aren't worth the time of day anyway. The whole size thing is overrated.

Would I rather be in a relationship with a sweeheart with a small penis, or a total jerk with a big one? I'll take a small sweetheart any day.

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penis hole

the hole on your cock where the cum comes out

the pee sure is comming out of my penis hole

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penis hat

The forskin of a uncercumsized penis.

you gota penis hat

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Mobius Penis

A penis so large that it could be considered endless. May also refer to a method of drawing a life sized represantation of a very large penis on small paper.

I heard Brad is so well hung he's got a mobius penis. We better hope that chick has a klein vagina!

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Porno Penis

The shaving of the male genitals, commonly practiced among men in the porn industry.

After a grueling game of baskeball the boys headed to the shower. Thats when Bob noticed Jim had Porno Penis.

"That guy shaved everything down there, dude, he's got Porno Penis!"

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penis bully

the act of an older gentlemen using his devilish good looks to get away with makes sexually explicit comments, or suggestions to a younger girl.

charming 40 year old: I'm going to finger you in the car!

shy 17 year old: no that's prohibited

charming 40 year old: i don't care

shy 17 year old: you will get bare bottom spankings!

charming 40 year old: you'd just end up sucking my dick

shy 17 year old: ... SHUT UP!

charming 40 year old: hahaha

shy 17 year old: your a penis bully!

charming 40 year old: i'll make that my facebook status.

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penis piss

An extremely concentrated dose of soapy water delivered directly to the crotch while bathing which, if done correctly, results in an unpleasant stinging sensation in the penis

I didn't notice the bar of soap was missing until I got hit with the batch of penis piss it had been used to make.

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