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The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been occupied by old people.
I puked my Zellers burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
Man, had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.
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The times in horrormovies where the characters (who somehow always happen to be white) find themselves in stupid, deadly, or extremely difficult situations that were COMPLETELY avoidable if they had used the common sense that falls under these three categories: 1.) LEAVE IT ALONE 2.) NEVER INVESTIGATE 3.) LISTEN TO THE ADVICE(which is usually to leave something alone)
Amityville Horror-Listen to Advice
Listen white people, if you're seeing bodies and someone or something tells you to get out, DO IT. When the family stayed, it was White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
Paranormal Activity-Listen to Advice
The idiot husband did the opposite of the ADVICE the guy told them. He taunted the spirit, and grabbed a ouji board. White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
The Blair Witch Project-Never Investigate
A rumor is going around, that if you walk into a certain forest, you will get killed. Going to avoid it? Nope! You have to find out exactly what’s going on, on tape. White People Syndrome
Chernobyl Diaries- Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Who’s up for vacationing in creepy abandoned radioactive towns? The white kids! Nuclear fallout =deadly. Do not enter. Stay away. But did they? NO. That’s White People Syndrome
Prometheus-Leave it Alone
If you had left that big mysterious alien infested planet alone white people, life would still be yours. But you HAD to know. (W.P.S)
The Ring-Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Why would you investigate a tape that reputed to be killing people? That is one movie that these characters could have left on the shelf. And who is ‘investigating’ this phenomenon? A white person. Therefore, it’s White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
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During Trip Short People Month, also known as “December,” you can trip anyone 5’6” or under
A: Why did you trip me?
B: Because it’s Trip Short People Month, and you’re 5’4”
A: I measured myself over break! I’m 5’5”!
B: That’s a fucking lie, but it makes no difference
During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, as far as you want whenever you want. Have funnn
Hey! It’s throw short people month! Let’s go throw some
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"Black people time" is a measurement of time used to describe the difference of black peoples' perception of time with respect to everyone else's perception of time.
"It is 12:15...didn't Tyrone say he was going to meet us here for lunch at this time?"
"Yeah, but he is on black people time (bpt), so it will be another 45 minutes to 2 hours..."
"What a dick!"
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The "offical" name of North Korea, contains 3 lies.
In The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, they will re-educate your ass if you so much as don't keep your required pictures of Kim Il Song dusted.
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You see your ex being beaten up by a bunch of people and say to yourself maybe I should help? Then you think, nah they got enough people!