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The female form of crapping-a-cat. When a person who has a vagina expresses their anger in an extreme manner. For example, using wild hand gestures while screaming swear words.
Mom was pissing kittens when she got home and noticed semen all over her new granite countertops.
A word created by Kate which is a new and improved hybrid combo of "piss poor" and "dead broke".
I'm piss broke! I'm going to have to start giving blowjobs for money to get by!
Someone who would rather be at work than anywhere else.
Lads: We having a session?
JP: Nah, ive got to work.
Lads: We haven't even mentioned a date yet.
JP: The date is irrelevant. I will be working, I'm Job Pissed
Having to urinate very badly or urgently.
"I have to take a living piss!"
"He drank so much at the party that after he took a living piss!"
When one person announces they have to take a piss and then makes someone else want to take a piss as well.
Person 1: Man I gotta piss
Person 2: ...shit now I gotta piss..
Person 3: You got piss jynxed!
When you pee on the floor and soak it up with a t shirt and squeeze it into ones mouth.
Erin just gave me a piss slurp!