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When you forget your cell phone at home, but still feel like it is in your pocket, and you even occasionally feel it vibrate, causing your hand to fly to your pocket.
Bob: Why are you grabbing your pants?
Mike: I left my phone at home and am suffering from empty pocket syndrome.
Bob: Bummer
When your team goes to the World Series but the other team shits in your vagina.
That was a dodger hot pocket if I have ever seen one.
An imaginary patch of strong gravitational pull that causes a person walking home to deviate suddenly from their path and collide with stationary objects such as trees, electricity poles, walls or even roads. Usually associated with excessive alcoholic intake. Generally a heavy gravity pocket is a late evening phenomenon that frequently leads to an Unexplained/Unidentified Drinking Injury (UDI).
"What happened to your leg?"
"I was walking home from the pub and whoooa — I suddenly hit this heavy gravity pocket. It came out of nowhere."
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The act of a male or female taking a bowel movement, inserting said bowel movement inside the female's vagina, having the male penetrate the female with his penis until ejaculation. The male ejaculates inside the woman. The male then preforms oral sex and eats the sperm and stool in its entirety out of the woman's vagina.
Friend: "Hey Bill, what did you and Claire do last night?"
Bill: "Not much, I gave her an Indiana Hot Pocket."
Friend: "Sounds like things are moving along well for you two!"
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originally created by Tabi Bonney, a washington dc area hip hop artist. "Put me in the pocket.. thats when somebody excites you, know what im sayin, you see a girl thats tight or somethin.. she put you in the pocket", Tabi. So when you see somethin you like, it puts you in the pocket..
That song is crazy, it put me in the pocket.
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The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.
You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"
Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"
Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?
It's Fred, he crapped on my face...
California Hot Pocket, huh?
yup...
nice..
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do you hate it when you gotta shave your hot pocket?
Get your hand off of my hot pocket!
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