A donkey punch delivered by some unexpected fellow who suprisingly appears and instanainiously donkey punches the girl for his buddy who is not ballsy enough to do it himself.
So I dutch donkey punch -ed your mom last night, thought your dad would get mad, but it wasn't him.
(n) Sticky Purple Punch is a reference to marijuana. Made popular by the movie Bio-Dome.
I love my sticky purple punch.
I took her out to dinner just to get at her furry punch hole
When a man stretches his ball sack out to make a cup for liquids to be drank out of
I made a cup for her wine with my ball sack she smiled and said wow that’s “Montana punch bowl”
You must boob punch all your female friends and males with man titties
Alex:don’t
Emma:it has to be done
Alex:why
Emma: it’s boob punch month
Hitting someone so hard that you will send him to the moon
Artosis: I really thought today I'm like well Stats is just gonna, just gonna monster punch him and just send him to the moon
Tasteless: As Artosis once said monster punch to the moon
An emotional cheap shot, normally to a female from a male during an argument. Usually used by a man when he gets mad enough to hit a girl but won't, so instead he says something he knows will really upset her.
My ex was bein' a bitch the other night so I slammed her with a couple of emotional kidney punches.