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A donkey punch delivered by some unexpected fellow who suprisingly appears and instanainiously donkey punches the girl for his buddy who is not ballsy enough to do it himself.
So I dutch donkey punch -ed your mom last night, thought your dad would get mad, but it wasn't him.
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(n) Sticky Purple Punch is a reference to marijuana. Made popular by the movie Bio-Dome.
I love my sticky purple punch.
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Fisting yourself in the ass while masturbating
<So what did you do last night?>
<Got bored and donkey punched myself while watching porn>
<Why the fuck would you ever do that?!>
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A cock punch to the mind. Bewilderment etc....
Dude! I just saw David Copperfield's show and one of his tricks was a Cerebral Cock Punch!
An emotional cheap shot, normally to a female from a male during an argument. Usually used by a man when he gets mad enough to hit a girl but won't, so instead he says something he knows will really upset her.
My ex was bein' a bitch the other night so I slammed her with a couple of emotional kidney punches.
When the individual componets of something are amazing, but they are not worth the sum of there combined parts.
The new Star Wars movies suffer from Sucker Punch Complex, the scences are amazing, but the combined story was awful.
Pretending to "bump fists" and then opening your palm up at the last second to high-five eachother.
Person 1: I just won the lottery!
Person 2: Dude! That's awesome, punch high-five!
*High five*
Person 2: You're too slow, you punched my palm!