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Dustin got a Russian Mercedes in his Tesla.
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The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.
Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.
It's when someone bum rushes you, but sneakily, like a sneaky fucking Russian
"fam, that sneaky fucking Russian just bum rushed me"
"bruv, you got bum Russianed tbh"
A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.
Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."
Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.
I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness
When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.
Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.
When you drive a forklift up an Russian ass
Dude last night I Russian forklifted on a chick.