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A man who refuses to take his woman to dinner or buy her expensive gifts--being alone is better than being pussy-whipped.
I watched him move to the cheap end of the jewelry counter, as his girl lingered over the rings with the big rocks. This ham-sandwich man wasn't blowing his bankroll on a silly token of love.
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When you slobber into a girl's ass cheeks like a St. Bernard dog, then you squeeze her cheeks together.
Man, I was trying to give that girl a St. Bernard Sandwich, then she ripped ass in my face.
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When you stick your left foot in your partners mouth, your right foot in your partners ass, and fuck her all at the same time.
That Mrs. Parker is a freak!!! Last night that bitch let me put the 'ol nicaraguan crab sandwich on her!!!
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It is a form of Slang for Vagina
her cooch smells like a tuna fish sandwich
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Meatball Sandwich occure when someone named Ian creates a gerbil suit from the skin of live gerbils and prances around his living room alone.
Ian went home for a Meatball Sandwich before dinner.
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A somewhat short but chronically overweight person
Check out that soccer manager. No, not the short blond one, im talking about that huge one! Notice how when he sits on the bleachers it sags in the middle. That kids a total ham sandwich, know what I mean?
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Ever tried a muff dive the morning after?
emuff said
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