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When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.
“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”
Behind enemy lines, where the men go.
'Where's Johnny?' 'He's gone sausage side to git some.'
When you’re doing anal and the condom gets stuck in your butt and the next time you poop, the poop comes out wrapped in the condom.
I was doing anal last night and today I pooped an anal sausage.
a shit that's so big it looks like a piece of Sausage floating in the toilet bowl
dude eszy just dropped an anal sausage before the CS-GO tournament
The smell of a man's scrotum when unwashed for a period of two weeks or longer.
My room smells like sausage balls because I haven't showered in two weeks.
Typical Sausage on's contain only the finest red sauce another version of the sausage on is without red sauce or the "batty on" or the "Jack" nobody likes that one ew
A typical sentence where the phrase would be used "who wants a sausage on" or "Who's ringing the sandy bar I want a sausage on"
The name given to your significant other's penis when it won't get hard while you're trying to have sex.
"Honey, is your penis going to be a naughty sausage agian tonight."