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(v) when you are 'drunk with sleep' or overly tired and send a text as if you were drunk; may result in not remember ever sending said text. This text is often either vulgar, gibberish, extremely honest, or angry.
(n) a text sent or received by someone who is 'drunk with sleep'
"Aw damn, I think I slunk texted my ex last night.."
A stupid webzine started by bunch of jerks to portray that Isloo-girls are stupid. A fail attempt at humour.
Bob: " Did you check the first new feature of Text Teen."
Mark: " Yeah man! Those mofos need to improve it"
Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.
This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.
To walk into a place without having a sense of where you are going then to pull out your phone, pretend to read a text message, and turn the other way.
I accidentally walked into the wrong aisle in Publix and everyone seemed to be watching me, so I text turned back to where I needed to go.
Make something more important, or if in a new artical make it more juicy.
Lets try to enhance text a bit. do you agree?
Hahaha, I Will Text Her And Say Baby I Am Haunted I, Hahaha
Hahaha, I Will Text Her And Say Baby I Am Haunted I, Hahaha
The lack of hearing emphasis on a word because it is only text. Capital letters do not mean anything besides shouting!
Girl 1: That rainbow is HUGE.
Guy: Thats what she said.
Girl 2: Didn't you hear the sarcasm in her statement?
Guy: No I'm text deaf.