Capital One

They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…

What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!

Crapital One

BANK OF THE MISERLY

Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.

Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..

Snap one

Down a alcoholic beverage. Similar to send it

Snap one it’s fucking Friday’s.

One for facebook

To describe an absolute beast, that you pull on a challenge night, that you would only have a relationship with via facebook.

"That will definitely be one for facebook"

One Shot

Someone who gets with a girl out of their league once. Now they think they can get with any girl they see. It tends to break confidence when they have a One Shot. Soon they start getting rejected by every girl they ask.

Ben had such a One Shot with Amy. No other girl will get with him.

One-T

the nickname for an adolescent who can be defined as a nerdy, studious, and somewhat socially inept person; a teen who's name is supposed to have two Ts but only has one;

Mathew with One-T

that one uncle

that one uncle (usually on your father's side of the family) is drunk more often than not and has a 95% chance to be a kidnapper

that one uncle: hHEEEhehjeheEEEEhH HellO KIDS

everyone: RUNS

One for everybody

A boy or man who falls for a girl 1 day then falls for another the next

“Girl my man just broke up with me after a week of dating”

“ It’s ok he’s one for everybody”