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when a baby is born that still has its gills, because they did not fall off in the birthing prosess
gill baby=good swimmers, or people that can still breath under water.
when a male sucks a female's breasts during sexual contact
valentina: Hey girl me and my boo went pretty far last night
sabrina: omg were you milking the baby?
valentina: yeah it felt great to have someone like him sucking on my nipples
It is a well know fact supported by extremely qualified scientists that any child overexposed to Digital Networking (Social Networking) will be afflicted by Robot Baby Syndrome. Robot Baby Syndrome (aka RBS) is the result of replacing physically social activities with digital communication. Common side effects of RBS are fire breathing, destruction and sitting alone in dark closets.
RBS was first discovered during World War 2 by researchers working on a cure
for epilepsy. Researchers first noticed the symptoms of RBS in test patients
but wrote it off as inconsequential thereby starting one of the greatest
cover up conspiracies in the science community today. Renegade activists
such as Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson and Carrot Top have been working tirelessly
to bring the condition to light by spreading awareness of the dangers of
prolonged exposure to the Internet. This is part of a larger private –
public effort driven by corporations such as AT&T, Time Warner and Pacific
Bell to push legislation against net-neutrality. They’re actually doing the
public a service by limiting their exposure to the Internet.
Robot Babies: Timmy was on Facebook for 10 hours straight and had forget that his mother schedule a play date for him with his friend Mark. When Mark arrived, Timmy became agitated and destroyed Marks face using fire and then proceeded to hide in the closet.
A baby ryry is a baby who is bugging Julia over urban dictionary. He is stupid and a hedgehog. Butter girl, Chipmunk, and Baby salad are his only friends. Baby ryry is also slower than soho. Baby salad will also be getting revenge.
Awwwwww baby ryry’s tummy hurts
A sexual act in which you have to take a hit from a bong whilst doing doggy-style, and blow the smoke inside the vagina and then proceed to ejaculate inside the vagina.
“Ay Damo I did the Billy Baby on me girl last night”
“You’re fucked up cunt”
When two midgets have a midget baby
This midget couple just gave birth to a couple of twin acorn babies
A baby born with a penis so large that it is longer than the baby's legs- forcing said baby to hop everywhere on it's penis like Tigger hops on his tail. It is the cross between a ginger and a brunette to produce stripes all over the body.
Girl 1: Woah look at how big that boy's penis is
Girl 2: He must have been a Tigger baby