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An incredible thousand island skate board trick thats almost impossible to do. It invloves a locomotive and the determination of a grizzly bear hunting wild salmon.
Seth **cked up that monster cookie pinwheel hard!
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Jap cookies that will give you big F-cup breasts instead of a big ass.
Contains a "herbal breast enhancer". F-cup in Japan is DD here.
Kid 1: Oh gosh she's got big tits, I bet those are fake.
Kid 2: Nah she's just been eating too many F-cup cookies.
Kid 3: No actually, those are fake.
Kid 1 and 2: Oh.
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They are like brownie points but actually for bad deeds, or when you are an asshole towards the person you hate the most, and they acknowledging how much they hate you.
Sebastian pull Dave's pants in front of his crush, letting her and friends know he was a stump.
Dave: MAN FUCK YOU
Sebastian: * Dusting his hands off.* I earned my daily Raisins cookie points. Bastard had it coming
Take a funnel. Shove it in someones ass. Pour a gallon of milk in. Remove the funnel. And eat it. -starfishsan
Last night I gave my girl a Wisconsin cookies and cream.
A bad chest cold accompanied by the hacking up of pale, thick mucous that resembles cookie dough.
I think something is going around at work. I came down with a sore throat and a cookie dough cough.
When you have a cookie so good you have a mental orgasim
Yesterday I was stuck in traffic, so I munched on a dirty nicola cookie so good I got a little bit moist
A subtle and seemingly innocent way to ask someone to come round and engage in sexual activities. This is often used in group chats or in the presence of others or family.
The innocence of the phrase stops most from seeing the real meaning of the phrase unless expecting it.
Unfortunately cookies are often not made in these sessions
*in a group/group chat*
Hey ____ want to come over for a COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS later?
Yeah sure, that sounds fun