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the best cookie ever he is so hot he could take me from behind and mess me up omg..
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An incredible thousand island skate board trick thats almost impossible to do. It invloves a locomotive and the determination of a grizzly bear hunting wild salmon.
Seth **cked up that monster cookie pinwheel hard!
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Jap cookies that will give you big F-cup breasts instead of a big ass.
Contains a "herbal breast enhancer". F-cup in Japan is DD here.
Kid 1: Oh gosh she's got big tits, I bet those are fake.
Kid 2: Nah she's just been eating too many F-cup cookies.
Kid 3: No actually, those are fake.
Kid 1 and 2: Oh.
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When you have a cookie so good you have a mental orgasim
Yesterday I was stuck in traffic, so I munched on a dirty nicola cookie so good I got a little bit moist
A subtle and seemingly innocent way to ask someone to come round and engage in sexual activities. This is often used in group chats or in the presence of others or family.
The innocence of the phrase stops most from seeing the real meaning of the phrase unless expecting it.
Unfortunately cookies are often not made in these sessions
*in a group/group chat*
Hey ____ want to come over for a COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS later?
Yeah sure, that sounds fun
Cookies baked by the neighbour who secretly fancied you. He/she brings them round at the start of January in the hope of instigating some neighbourly lovin’
Neighbour - “Hi, I’ve bought you some New Years Cookies round”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”
BEST COOKIE!1!1!1!1! BETTER THAN ECLAIR number #1 cookie in crk frost queen>>>
Frost queen cookie is the best cookie