Clotted Cream Cookie

a bitch from cookie run kingdom cookie oddesy and is sketchy as fuck.

Dark Cacao Cookie: "Shut Your Poisonous Mouth…THIS…INSTANT!"
Financier Cookie: "Stop!"
Dark Cacao Cookie: "OUT OF MY WAY!"
Clotted Cream Cookie: "Another Proof To My Point. I See You Are No Different From Dark Enchantress Cookie, Unwilling To Part With Your Precious Power."
Dark Cacao Cookie: "RAAAAAAH!"

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Ice Creamed Brittle

The act of pouring extremely colg liquid nitrogen onto a females vaginal area, the male quickly creams the frozen area resulting in the frozen tissue cracking or splitting. The male picks up the broken off frozen tissue and eating it. Crapping on the delicious treat is optional. Gives a whole new meaning to eating your girl out.

I heard that Zezima made some Ice Creamed Brittle out of D3filed last night!

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Banana Cream Pie

Act consisting of two people, one must be a man. The man takes said "banana", and places it in his own anus. Proceeding to squish it while inside the anus until it reaches a nice warm mushy texture. Durring banana squishing, another man or women gives a reach around to the man with the banana. Just before he climazes he squeezes the banana from his anus into the recipients mouth, then turning around to exjaculate ontop of the banana.

The last chick I gave a banana cream pie to threw up.

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Banana Cream Pie

n. 1. A sexual position achieved by beating your meat so hard that you cannot stop jizzing and you jizz builds up on your pelvic region for so long that it looks like a banana cream pie. Requires a cock ring.
2. To take your aunts banana cream pie into the bathroom and jizz all over it and mix it together on thanksgiving... then you watch your siblings eat it and laugh silently.

1:"Man it feels so good to give myself a banana cream pie."
2:"dewd it's so funny when my brother eats banana cream pies on thanksgiving every year..."

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Pistachio ice cream

Code word for oral sex performed on a female.

Hey, want pistachio ice cream later?

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peaches n cream

Spreading whipped cream over peaches and licking it off... I think we all know what kind of peaches I'm talking about. *wink*

chick: hey honey lets play peaches n cream!
guy: alright, you take off your shirt, and ill get the whipped cream.
chick: yay!

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Chocolate Cream Pie

Jerking off in the bathroom while taking a shit

I just had a nice chocolate cream pie in the bathroom.

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