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A scientific term for a very horny Mexican.
Yo look at that Mexican beanbag. He's so horny ese.
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Similar to tequila shots with lemon and salt, only the salt is snorted and the lemon is squeezed into the eye, only then can the shot be drunk.
Dave:
we should do tequila shots.
Phillip:
Maybe, im kinda keen for a crazy mexican though.
Dave:
I dunno man, last time i did that i couldnt see for a week and my nose still itches from the salt.
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Whenever you do a girl in the butt, and wipe the shit stains off on her ass.
"Sally had to buy a back scrubber the other day, because Billy gave her a mexican hashbrown at that crazy party."
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verb. the act of tieing a female up(hog style), hanging her from the ceiling, proceeding to beat her in the stomach with a Lousiville Slugger until she begins to vomit and bleed profusely. The winner of this event can take the honor of engaging in furious mexican intercourse with the lucky female. This is followed by a homecooked burrito dinner by the female
"For Joses 19th birthday, his dad bought him a keg Tecate(popular Mexican beer) and a stripper. His dad thought it would be a good idea to Mexican pinata that bitch. Jose will never forget his 19th birthday. Jose is now the Triple A home run king for the Columbus Clippers and the stripper is a parapeligec"
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Applying toothache medicine to your partner's anus . The effect of this is to allow anal sex before they know what hit them . A condom should be worn lest you become numb also .
This is best done without the others person's knowledge .
After giving her a Mexican Toothache , getting into her rear was no problem !
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A Mexican popping out of your closet during the night and raping you.
Kids from jessica's school
Tom: "Did you hear Jessica hasn't been coming to school because Tomas pulled a mexican surprise on her?"
Tami: "OMG, that is terrible, has Jessica contacted authorities?"
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