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Giving a blowjob to a guy or your boyfriend right before bedtime. When they climax, they immediately fall asleep, much like Sleeping Beauty getting her finger pricked on the spindle of the spinning wheel!
Guy 1: “Hey man! Did ya sleep okay last night?”
Guy 2: “Yeah...my girlfriend put me in a Sleeping Spell again! Felt so great!”
When you don’t have work but still somehow wake up at 7am so you decide to beat your dick and go back to bed only to wake up at 4pm and beat your dick again.
Dude, I don’t have work tomorrow. Might have to get in some double xp sleep while I have the chance.
Tucking your dick under you so you piss up your back while sleeping.
Mike: Why do you smell like piss?
Brad: I was sleep curling last night.
Play games at 7 PM, Watch movies at 8 PM, Scroll on TikTok at 10 PM, Watch anime till 2 AM, Chat on Discord at 3AM
you know, i will sleep early today
when putting on some comfy clothes and wash my face and brush my teeth and watching some good satisfying videos🤝
Jonathan I’m going to sleep mode
The sleep you experience after spending the day slutting out / slutted out by the love of your life.
What a lovely nights sleep, I'm glad it was sponsored sleep.
When a bitch call ya phone just to go to sleep 🤦🏾 ♂️
why this girl just called me mad late just to sleep trap