Pair Of Pink Socks

When you and your partner prolapse both of your anuses and you shove your prolapsed ass into your partners gaped prolapse.

Last night me and my buddy Daniel made a pair of pink socks but the suction caused us to empty our bowels all over the floor.

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mexican sock monkey

same as an alabama hot pocket but add salsa

Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey

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out his socks

TO FUCK THAT LIL NIGGA UP

ayy cuh we gon knock jhit out his socks

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snooker balls in socks

floppy knockers

her tits fling around like snooker balls in socks

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British Morning Sock

British slang for a condom.

Ello' Olly! Did chu git yoor British Morning Sock todai?

I certainly did!

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Tijuana Tube Sock

To perform a Tijuana tube sock you begin by sucking the poopoo out of your partner's asshole and spreading it on their feet with your tongue. Next, they glide across your back in an ice skating motion with their shit covered feet. This is usually performed whilst listening to Enrique Iglesias music.

"Swedish back massages are for pussy's, i prefer a Tijuana tube sock!"

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sock hole shift

switching sock with a hole to the other foot, where it will be in a different spot. in 'ancient' times socks would be 'darned', sewn and/or repaired. now that we have a 'disposable' society, one simply throws the offending sock in the "gobbige" can. (or rag bag!)

sock hole shift accomplishes only the delay of this process. of course, if a hole actually comes around, it usually isn't long before the heel goes too...

john had a toe poking through a sock hole, time to sock hole shift; he thought!

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