Bruh Check

When one of your boys says something so goddamn stupid you involuntarily let out a "bruh", letting the said person know how fucking dumb the words that just came out of their mouth were.

Person C: "Bro Atlanta is spelled the same way forwards and backwards"
Person L: "Bruh"
Person M:"Yeah, imma have to hit you with a bruh check on that one cheif"

Check Keeper

Absolute Chad who is nothing but a great friend and will always be someone to rely on.

“What an absolute Check Keeper”

Checking out my club

golf bro slang for taking a piss in the woods

"Steve where ya at? We gotta tee off or let these old fogeys play through!"

*zipper noise* "Bruh hold up, I'm checking out my club."

reality check

Posing as someone bigger than you actually are, in order to check whether that person likes you for who you really are,

i pulled a reality check on him.

Check's in the mail

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."

"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."

check up in the docter

(to be) check up in the docter
\çək āp in dā daktēr\
idiom. Guaranteeing your last x years which is stated by Rejab Mohamad Wali aka full face of Kurdistan.

"You have two yils. After this you pass away. Better you go check up in the docter."
-Rejab Mohamad Wali

age check

A different way that you ask for the age of an individual.

“Damn girl u cute asf age check?”
“Thank you sm I’m 17!”
“Oh word” *vanishes in thin air*

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