you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".

A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".

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Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

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7 point tree

Just a nickname for a 7.3 Ford

“Hey Larry look at dat der F2 fitty I think she’s a 7 point tree

tree watcher

People that come up into the mountains from the city. Generally used by mountain folk as a derogatory term for city people.

Damn there's a bunch of tree watchers today

Budussy Tree

A nasty ass tree (callery pear tree) that smells like butt, dick, and pussy.

That budussy tree smells horrible

whites tree frog

The best Species of frog! Loves to have lots of friends In the wild and In a vivarium.

Sadie just bought two whites tree frogs! She named the Mike and Bruce.