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a plausible explanation of why a girl is so ugly.
Sara's got a nice body, but it looks like she got hit in the face with a sock full of hot nickels.
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when in the act of copulating with total physical engagement. out of control.
stanks fo tha full tilt boogie last nite baybee.
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Someone that far too heavily advertises the fact they are homosexual. Overly flamboyant.
"I love that guy. He's as gay as a handbag full of rainbows."
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Pocket full of money
Because in Unix or Linux shell the terminal command prompt ended with dollar sign $
they rally around the family with a pocket full of shells (Rage Against The Machine)
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n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.
Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!
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Full Force Glen Assault -noun
1. When you are unknowingly assaulted by unsavory people, which leads to a undesirable situation.
Bob: Phil, you didn't tell me this party was going to have all these unsavory people at it! I canceled all my plans to come here!
Phil: Sorry Bob! This party is a real disgusting place, I agree. If I never have to come in contact with any of these people again it'll be okay with me.
Bob: Yeah Phil... this party was a Full Force Glen Assault.
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Any job that is, by the company, officially considered part time, but in order to keep the job, you actually have to work full-time hours illegaly and there isn't anything you can do about it because you're too much of a pussy to say anything.
Friend 1: You wanna hang this weekend?
Friend 2: Nah, I've been busting ass at my job all week, I need a break.
Friend 1: I though you only worked part time?
Friend 2: Nope, it's a full-part-time job.