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The common nickname for a younger man otherwise known as a pleb
"I met someone who reminds me of a jordan bell, he was such a pleb! "
A more lowkey heteronymous of Fernando Pessoa, a great Portuguese poet.
Ex: O ano da morte de Maminho Jordan.
When you’re getting that dome that goes absolutely ballistic where you need to stretch out with one arm up and saying “holy shit I’m doin the Jordan”
Brian: Was the head good?
Taylor: Yeah that shit made me do the Jordan
When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.
Bro I totally just JORDANED in my pants when that girl backed her booty up on me!!! Billy too!!
To look common sense in the face, and doing the opposite. To be given the answer and not realizing it.
Today at work, I Jordaned the shit out assignment I was given. I didn't realize there was a second page to the report, and missed what I needed to do