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What you will probably buy if you are at Winn-Dixie and can't afford to buy apple cinnamon cheerios. Actual name is "Apple Dapples" but it is almost mandatory to through a "dizzle" in at the end.
"Hey douche what's for breakfast??"
"How does a bowl of apple dapple dizzles sound?"
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When you bend a girl into the pile-driver position and put one ball in her ass and the other in her vagina. Then pop them both out.
I could finish the dutch apple treat because one of my balls got stuck.
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Male sexual organ covered in toffee or other sweet substance
Hey Kate, do you like it better as a toffee apple?
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1. A hinted derogitory term used to describe someone whom you dislike to an extreme extent. See Douche Bag.
2. A squishy, bruised, and repulsive apple that never leaves the shelf of a market place
1. Faggitine Delicious Apple in the vicinity, eh Bob?
2. Wow it sure would suck to be THAT Faggitine Delicious Apple, eh Bob?
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quite possibly the worst customer service you can possibly run into. full of stink-ass arabians, indians, dumbshits and bimbos,
apple customer service:sir what is your name
me:brandon ****
apple:rick??
me:just help me with my problem
apple:what is it sir
me:this piece of overpriced shit is acting up and is erasing music by itself
apple:...
me:help me
apple:let me look it up
me:wtf? why you work at apple you should know about your own fucking product
apple:sir read off your ipod main menu
me:about,shuffle,repeat.playback.general.date&time...
apple:read off your iPOD menu
me:i just did you dipshit. fuck you go to college
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To take a girls oral virginity.
"Dude i totally popped her apple last night!"
"You get some ass last night?" - " Well...i totally popped that bitch's apple"
"The poor man's cherry"
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A French word for real ass niggas who know the babe is out there
Made a birthday dinner for myself!! Bone Apple tea!!
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