Rocking Peter

Hard penis, erect bulge, horny man, dong , cock ready to penetrate and fuck a hole.

Look at you bro you got a rocking peter in a public bathroom!

Peter Nordin

A term used to describe a underage dirty skank.

Girl 1: OMG! I cant believe she did that!

Girl 2: She is such a Peter Nordin!

Peter’s loud bird screeches

Louder than:
-Mariah carrey’s high notes
-an airplane passing by your house
-your mom yelling at you for not cooking the rice.

Peter: ÊËĘEEEEEÉYYYŸYYYyyyyyyyyyYyyYyyyY HUUÜÛÜUUUHÙŪÜUUUUUÜHHHÜÛUUUUUU AUUUUGHHOOOAOAOAAOOAAO HUEHURHAHEHEAHE IEEEYYYIIEIEIE PPPOOPOO REEEEE
someone: what the HELL was that?
Peter’s friends: peter’s loud bird screeches.

Burton Peters

He is the most perfect boyfriend who would defend you from anything... He says he's mean but in all reality he is the nicest person (at least to you) he's an amazing kisser... And makes you feel like the most important person in the whole damn universe. He is freakishly tall and with very big hands and whenever he hugs or holds your hand.. He makes you feel safe and makes you forget about all your problems..... I LOVE YOU, BABE!!!

Hey, Burton Peters, ... I love you with all my heart and soul.. And just more than you could ever imagine

peter piping

When a dog smells a blown out pussy

He isn’t just sniffing, he’s checking for peter piping!

bamf Peter Parker

Bad ass mother fucker Peter Parker

Archive of our own tag

Hey do you read bamf Peter Parker?
Yeah I love bamf Peter Parker!

petered out

The point at which after performing a penis will no longer support an erection

Honey, that was some good lovin, but I'm petered out.