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Posted Like The Mailman

the term used to describe a state of chillin or hanging out, or can be used to say that I'm not going anywhere, therefore posted like the mailman.

Tom:what up man?, what you doing?
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!

by Ya Boy Trax August 30, 2010

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it's on like donkey kong

A phrase said to "turn on" a game; To let known a game has been started between two individuals or groups of people.

Rizo jokingly tells Terry he has made mistakes in the shop. Terry then says, "Ohhhh, you just wait till I get a hold of your drawings. It's on, it's on like donkey kong!"

by Tim Nowak July 14, 2005

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that's like chewing water

Something that is completly impossible to do and defies the laws of science. Something that is unthinkable to be able to happen.

basically - USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE DONE!!

Man 1 'Im gonna drive my car on water'
Man 2 ' Are u kiddin dude? that's like chewing water'

Man 1 'Im gonna rent a plane and fly and land on mars'
Man 2 ' U gotta be crazy..that's like chewing water'

by LingoLover August 24, 2009

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Bollocks like dice

A term used to describe a man who is under the thumb.

As in does everything his girlfriend says.

also known as pussy whipped.

Is Lee France out tonight?

Nah mate, you know the crack there, his bird has his bollocks like dice.

by sugarjay9 July 10, 2010

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Sweating like a lizard

Meaning when you've been on the gear in a club or rave, your body temperatures not above the normal but you're clearly sweating beads whilst chewing your own jaw off.

I was in the club, spinning my feet, sweating like a lizard

by Pebbledashedpissflaps August 9, 2021

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Like shit to a blanket

To be stuck to someone or something like shit to a blanket means that you are very attached to a person or thing and spend alot of time with them or it

Ryan: Kellie won't leave me alone !
Lauren: she is stuck to you like shit to a blanket !

by Shocker Los April 22, 2017

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Built like a church

For one to be built in a way that has ginormous big dick energy.

An individual who may be a church and remains to be a strong member of society.

Jae is built like a church.

by Jaxandme March 2, 2021

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