Spouse's great-grandnibling's spouse.
My great-grandnibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
Grandparent's male second cousin.
My second great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
A snobby Essex village, full of white van men and grumpy OAPs. Smells like shit all summer.
"Wanna go to Great Totham?"
" Na fuck that I'm not paying £6 for a bus ride full of pensioners with cum on their trousers."
Grandparent's female first cousin.
My first great-cousin-aunt is a good person.