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How one should reply to a newfag who thinks the internet is is personal army.
>My girlfriend cheated on me. Her number is 555-555-5555 and her e-mail is stupidbitch123@lol.mail. Do your worst.
>HELL NO! WE WON'T GO!
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Something that Ryan's mom says alot, you ass!!!
You!
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Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says at least once every day, if not more.
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Joe Biden: Jill, where the hell am I? Where are we?
Jill: We're in the White House, honey.
Joe: Wait...why? Why are we in a white house?
Jill: Because you're president
Joe: I'm president?
Jill: Yes sweetheart.
Joe: President of...president of what exactly?
Jill: Hahaha you're so silly, of the United States.
Joe: I'm...I'm president of the United States? How the hell did that happen!
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Interviewer: Hello Joe, how are you tonight? I can't wait to kiss your ass for the next 40 minutes and ask you the most basic softball questions that even you can't mess up!
Joe: I'm good man, I'm pretty good. Wait, where the hell am I again? What are we doing here? Who are you again? Chris? Or or or or is it is is is is is it Chuck? No that's not right, wait wait wait wait who are you?
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A server based on Summer Camp Island that's full of funny and fights, people who draw NSFW stay there, like PleasantFurrini and Strudents. Also there's Toro, Tenko and susiespendant.
Person 1: Wanna vc?
Person 2: I'm already VCing in Summer Camp Island Hell
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The act of sex while listening to the lacs
We always raise hell and eat cornbread
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what the hell or what the fuck
what the hell-a-ka-bam-bam is wron with you?
what the hell-a-ka-bam-bam?
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A common response to the superfluous wants of someone in which situation there is either no ability or desire to respond to said wants. In other words, people in hell may want ice water, but the Devil has no desire to give it to them because they're in hell and now they have to deal with it.
Johnny: Dad, I really want a new BMW since Jason down the street got one.
Dad: Well, people in hell want ice water. You're going to continue to drive your 1999 piece-of-shit Toyota.
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