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Cold One

The ''cold one'' is a (somewhat) alcoholic beverage in homestarrunner.com. The beverage first debuted in Sbemail 39: property of ones. In this sbemail episode, a fan named Dan Waters has almost drank a one that is not cold. The variations of the ''Cold One'' in foreign lands are called ''Not So Cold Ones'', ''Room Temperature Ones'', and ''Warm Ones''. There is also a variant called the ''cool one'', which it can be refreshing.

Dan Waters, Sbemail 39: Last weekend I almost drank a one that is not cold.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: I call it... ''the property of ones'', it goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the one.

Strong Bad, Fanstumes 2008: A cold one drinking a cold one?? That's cannibalism, man! Or at least ''cold one-balism''.

by Kenzie_quadra March 13, 2025


Cold One

A crisp cold beer, preferably a can. Normally it is drank with the boys.

"Do you wanna crack open a cold one with the boys?"

by GodKek June 13, 2017


Cold one

Barbie be patient.

One day we’ll share a cold one.

by MAFRACAMA February 15, 2025


cold one

A Icy Cold Beer

Hey man I'm having a cold one right now.

by GoldenGraveDigger32_YT June 29, 2017


cold cream kitty

Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.

I’ve got a crazy old lady name of cold cream kitty who embroiders on my jeans.

by Cold cream kitty November 29, 2023


cold koched

The act of using the omnipotent power of Corporate USA (led by the likes of industrialists David and Charle Koch) to make a politician or a political party do as they say.

When the corporate lobby stepped in, GOP supporters of Trump's new healthcare started dropping like flies. Looks like Trump got straight cold koched.

by nicojah March 24, 2017


cold richard

richard is cold

oh, there's a cold richard over there. let me give him a hot richard!

by February 02, 2024