When your dick turtles up in moments of extreme athletic combat.
Bro, homeboy almost tackled me and I got battle dick like a motherfucker.
When a male sends a dick pic but his dick is on a tech deck so his Dick looks bigger
"Can you tell Clay to stop sending me Dick Decks"
It's when you find someone only decently attractive but because they're famous they're really hot, and you want to hook up with them. Like Adam Sandler. Or that fat guy with the mustache from 'N Sync.
Maddy: Dude, you should totally hook up with the star quarterback.
Jenna: Why? He isn't even cute.
Maddy: SUPERSTAR DICK.
A penis that has a light-colored tip that gradually becomes darker as you move towards the base of the shaft
girl 2: Did you hook up with Brad last night? How was it?!
girl 1: It was insane! He has an ombre dick!
used to describe a room full of dudes. Use it to replace term "Sausage Fest".
Ex: guy walks into a bar full of dudes "ugh! This place is a total dick zoo!"
The term for ones penis after reaching ejaculation. This term is most commonly used in the Northeast part of the United States.
After Max had intercourse with his hand he had major loose dick.
Or
Meeting up with a girl who is gonna give me loose dick by midnight .