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Heavily intoxicated. Beyond shitfaced.
1. I was so shit patch drunk last night I woke up wearing an area rug.
2. I think Don is shit patch drunk. I saw him walking around with some Italian sausage.
3. Are you coming to the open bar wedding this weekend? We're all getting shit patch drunk!
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SOO drunk to the point you have serious cognitive disorder.
Joe Hollywood is the Queen of Drunk til Dementia!
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So yucky drunk u can throw the girl over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and proceed to rape at home...
Sloot was potato sack drunk last night
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Participating in a Drinking Event with a buddy over some form of internet based communication, meant to be used for partying over long distances. (Originally involved starting a Power Houring at the same time with a common playlist).
Just because you're in New Hampshire doesn't mean we can't drink, we can DOIP (Drunk Over IP) Power Hour later...
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baby daddy who like to talk SHIT about his baby mama-girlfrienda but its a hole nother story when your home talk that sh** you won't getting any at all
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1.The highest level of drunk a person can achieve.
2.When you have consumed enough alcohol to be associated with a stereotypical Irish person.
1. I'm gonna get Irish drunk tonight!
2. Look at Pete over there, he's so Irish drunk he thinks that redhead is attractive.
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Pussy that has been burped into from their partner after taking 5 gulps of whiskey.
He got really wasted and gave me drunk pussy while eating me out.
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