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June 5 is the day for you to get a gf/bf you lonely fuck
Boy:hey wanna go out I’m a lonely fuck
Boy:no I’m not gay
Boy:it’s June 5
Boy: ahhhh ok babe
Today is the day Homer Simpson can eat as many donuts as he can
Homer Simpson: Today is June 5 . I’ll be eating all the donuts in Springfield!
Nation make out with someone day
1:Make out with me please 💪😎
2:Why?
1:Because its june 5 😩
call a friend and tell them you love and appreciate them!!💚🫶🏼
hey go call a friend and tell them you love and appreciate them because its JUNE 5
June 5th is National Fuck Your Partner Day!
Person 1 : hey where are you going?
Person 2 : to go and fuck my partner! its june 5th! national fuck your partner day
you have got a small dick
“ewww you were born on june 5th? you cant POSSIBLY be packin’ down there.”
Who the fuck names there kid June would like a girl like that probably has red hair and is ginger and badass and is so tall it is crazy how good she is at lighting up the room and is funny and weird but she has her friends hope Quinn
June name is a smart strong and sometimes weird