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When you somehow have no opinion on a popular subject.
Me: What do you think of the MCU
Also Me: Idk, it sure does exist
Me: You have nothing to say about it?!
Also Me: Yes.
Me: That’s some serious pickle syndrome.
When a girl is giving a guy head with a loogie in her throat
She was giving me sloppy toppy and I came out with a snotty pickle
a gigachad with breasts so large no spiderman costume can contain them
"have you seen titty pickles titties?"
"you can't miss em"
Getting a blowjob immediately after anal sex.
Come on, Jerry, don't be a pussy. I know your asshole is sore but I really want a stinky pickle!
A cucumber that is pickled in vaginal fluids.
I got drunk last night and spent my entire paycheck on a jar of Pickled Ricks.
A man who secretly covets and lusts for a girl who's romantically and/or sexually involved with another man, and envies the man, for having the girl he desires for himself, is said to have a Jizzy Pickle.
Dude, stop checking out my girlfriend. Nothing's worse than having blue balls with a Jizzy Pickle.