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when the impossible suddenly becomes possible. often used when something unimaginable occurrs.
During the 2001 World Series, Game 4. Yankees Vs. Diamondbacks. Diamondbacks lead by two runs, bottom of the ninth, two outs. One man on. Tieing run at the plate.
Boy 1: Yo, callin' this right here. Tino knocks one out of the park. I feel it yo.
Boy 2: Get the fuck out of here. That shits never gonna happen yo.
Tino goes long.
Boy 1: Holy shit! what'd i tell you.
Boy 2: Fuck dude, shit's silly right there, shit is fucking silly.
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A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.
Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.
Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.
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1. (n) Doctors writting
2. (v) to write very sloppy
3. (adj) in the manner of a doctor
King Kurry VII- That looks like Chineese, is that Clerical script or cursive script?
Beanerous Brokus I- No its my doctors note, its written in shit script.
Beanerous Brokus I- Wow that is the greatest sentence ever, I dont care if its legible, Ima shit script it before I forget.
Beanerous Brokus I - Man I hate reading his papers, he has shit script wrtting
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The aroma that arises when one attempts to cover up the stench of a bowel movement with fruity scented air freshener.
"Dude, did you just bake a shit cobbler?!?"
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Runny smelly diarrhea after an evening of drinking Smirnoff Ice.
I am miserable today, I drank too much last night and have the Smirnoff Shits!
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When you go to the bathroom without checking if there is any toilet paper
John went to the bathroom at night, sat down to do his thing and realised, there is no toilet paper, John has taken a blind shit.
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Shit that is irregular, misshapen, out of order, not timely, unconventional, mysterious, non sensible, bass akwards or generally fucked up. May also be a descriptive term for a feces produced after consuming a vegetarian omelette MRE.
Gawd dayum, that's some unorthodox shit!
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