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When you jerk off in the shower
I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while
The most bulbous and succulent man on the planet
dude: im the most bulbous and succulent guy to exist!
dude2: no Jack Hancock is!
Playing jerking off on a cracker with Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi but you lose on purpose.
“Hey man what where you doing last night I saw u where hanging out with Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi”
“I was just doing a dirty Jack”
The Hottest Guy ever! He's sweet, kind, hot, sexy and Leonardo DiCaprio! What's not to love???
Girl #1: My boyfriend's a jerk
Girl #2: Too bad he's not Jack Dawson
Girl #1: I wish! He's everything you want in a guy!
“have u seen jack the nonce?”
“yeah he was watching some 5 year olds”
A shortening for Jack's Mannequin, one the best bands ever.
Me: How come Death Cab for Cutie gets shortened to death cab, but Jack's mannequin has not shortened name?
My Friend: 'Cause nobody ever thought to call them Jack's Mann :D
And so, Jack's Mann was defined :)
Jacked out of proportion. Normally used slang for a massive cock.
1.Bill is swizzle jacked like a nigger coming back from the convenience store with a forty and a bag of weed.
2. All the ladies know how swizzle jacked Bill is.