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George W. Bush's most faithful lapdog... Thanks to his unfailing support for Bush's foreign policy, his stance on global warming and Bush's opposition to gay marriage. Even worse he is anti-gun!
Aussie 1: God I can't believe John Howard's gov't amended Federal Law to prevent gay marriage?!
Aussie 2: Yeah! That prick is a hypocrite! However I bet whenever he goes to the White House he is sucking Bush's dick!
Aussie 3: That makes sense! He must pay...
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An UGLY pathetic excuse for a man,uses his horrible music and undeserved fame to try and bed beautiful women who otherwise wouldnt look his way!! uses these women to make himself feel important or worthy,fucks with their heads and treats them like shite in the hope that they will keep running back to him,hence,further increasing his ego.
he does this because deep down he has no real feelings of self worth,and so he shouldnt because he is a useless unintelligent talentless excuse for a man/human being!!END OF!
john Mayer is just a cunt lol
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a gorgeous, cockey, son of a bitch. This is the type of guy you want to lick their face off but then remember he is a total piece of shit
oh my gosh! tom just totally pulled a Matt John on stacy
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Used to imitate someone in a mocking tone; to point out there flaws or weaknesses by a comparison to "stupid John."
"Hey guys, I got a B on my physics test."
"I'm John... I like cock..."
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#1.
Using the bathroom.
#2.
Alternate phrase for "smoking a joint." Used when the "authorities" are around, as a discreet way to let fellow stoners know what you just did/are going to do, because it sounds like #1 to virgin ears.
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I went downstairs after hitting the john.
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MOM: What were you two doing?
KID 1: We were hitting the john!
KID 2: Yeah!
KID 3: (laughs)
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Hey I'm going to go hit the John I'll be right back
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John Jones is the dull guy that you see at a party sniffing some girls hair. He is normal but odd and has no sense of humor. He also can sometimes resemble a blob fish.
Person 1: He is kinda a John Jones.
Person 2: Oh he is totally a John Jones!!!
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