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Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome

what someone has when they can't seem to get a date or action or anything. its like forever alone, except you get cats.

Hey, you should go talk to him, see if he likes you.

Nah, ill just stay here, I've been diagnosed with Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome so it won't work out anyway.

by Jara-Paradoxis February 1, 2012

22πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


bam said the lady

Nathan Fillion is an Emmy-award winning actor par excellence, and he created this highly popular original phrase. "Bam, said the lady", "bam said the lady" or its short form, "BSTL", is used as a primarily positive interjection to support prior statements. Here is its meaning as he describes it. (See his tweets on the Twitter page belonging to NathanFillion:)

"Bam, said the lady" means:

β€’There you go.

β€’Done. And... scene.

β€’Look at that!

β€’Holy Smoke!

β€’Slam dunk.

β€’I'm finished.

β€’C'est tout."

Nathan Fillion, the gorgeous, sexy, and supremely talented leading man who stars in the fabulous TV series "Castle", also says his phrase on the show!

Here are some of Nathan Fillion's quotes as examples:

("BSTL" can be used in place of "Bam, said the lady" or "bam said the lady.")

Example #1:

Nathan Fillion: "That's right. There's this kind of stuff going on in LA. Eat your heart out, NY! Bam, said the lady. "

Example #2:

Nathan Fillion: "Have to work Saturday and Sunday. Birds go hungry. Bam, said the lady."

Example #3:

Nathan Fillion: "Just did a Feed the Birds in episode three of Castle. Also, tried to squeeze in obscure Firefly reference. Bam, said the lady."

Example #4:

Nathan Fillion, after completing filming of an episode of Castle: "Episode 4. Scene 34. Bam, said the lady."

Example #5:

Query: "What's a good catch phrase?"

Nathan Fillion: "Mine: Bam, said the lady!"

Example #6:

Nathan Fillion: "The Incredibles was the best movie ever made. Ever. Made. BSTL." (Bam, said the lady.)

Example #7:

Nathan Fillion's query: "Anybody else putting BAM, SAID THE LADY into their daily vernacular?"

Nathan Fillion's faithful followers' answer: "Oh, yeah! Bam, said the lady!"

by Kcat10 July 19, 2010

2076πŸ‘ 22693πŸ‘Ž


My Farro Lady Burger

A burger served on a farro bun

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the My Farro Lady Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ November 21, 2018

49πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Spurt of Lady Love Juice

Squirting female ejaculate. Often rarely experienced by the average male unless they are fortunate enough to hook up with a squirter.

Rachel shot me in the face with her spurt of lady love juice.

I hooked up with a random from the club last night. Braaaaahh she hit me with a spurt of lady love juice. It was wet and wild.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Lady Smith Black Mambasa

A women's vagina; and insult to a man i.e. pussy

"Did you see how tight her Lady Smith Black Mambasa was?"

"Dude, if you don't man up, your penis is going to invert itself and become a Lady Smith Black Mambasa"

by Chadkg21 October 30, 2007

26πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Four wheeling with the turkey lady

A repulsive sexual maneuver when you are having sex with a girl with a warbling double chin. You jab your dick in her mouth, making her chin vibrate as she is making turkey sounds. Just before ejaculation you pull out and turn her around, going for the dirt road while she is on all four.

That Tom is such a quitter, I really wanted to get a hold of him but he was out four wheeling with the turkey lady all weekend.

Originated in Idaho, modified in Chicago, perfected in NYC

by Klascombat October 16, 2010

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


big fat pink lady

usually frequents the local Montgomery Ward in search of elastic wasted pants. she could very well be your arrogant, obese mother in florida who has only 3 months to live until her heart, and her ankles give out completely.

i'm scared of big fat pink ladies.

that big fat pink lady just reads schmaltzy books geared for caucasians..like Chicken Soup for the Big Fat Pink Lady Soul.

by beer schooled July 30, 2004

16πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž