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A deceptive word usage or oxymoronic word. People who are pro-life are really only pro-birth. Once a person is born, people who are pro-life lose all interest in that person's life.
George W. Bush is Pro-life. His policies killed well over a million people in Iraq and Afghanistan, but he supports every fetus's right to be born. After that, he couldn't care less.
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Pro Life guy: Hey, you can't abort that kid!
Woman: Yeah I can. The FETUS was da result of a rape you narrow minded facist bastard!
Pro Life guy: Fuck you bitch ima go blow up a hospital.
Woman: Fuck you! *Pulls out .44 Magnum and shoots da facist fucker*
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Well, is there really a meaning?
1) Yep!
2) To love oneself and thy neighbor. <3
3) Not really...
4) Pie!
5) Money
1) Well what's the meaning of life then? ...No answer? Thought so.
2) A lot of good that'll do you in Hell!
3) We're born, we live a hard life, we die. In the end you'll always die so why not do whatever you want and get some fun out of it!
4) Yes it may be delicious and the answer to most math problems but you're not being funny you know.
5) What? You gonna bribe God into letting you go to Heaven?
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when you cant do something that most people can
crazy man: NO NOT MAH GMOD WHY IT BROK IT SES I IZ BANNED FOR NOT BEIN ABLE TO WELD
other guy: no it says your banned for being a fail at life
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A game where kids some how get there first boner and where they learn to have no friends because all there friends hate them because they play a stupid game ruined by 9 year olds
Susan:Did you hear little Jim has thrown a fit because he was beat up for playing gacha life
Kid 1: no I didn’t know did he have a furry character
Kid 2: no he had a really stupid character
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