Meat Train

A Meat train is essentially a long line of men (Or anything with a penis) doing the Conga. The twist is that everyone participating in the 'Meat train' is naked and has there penis inserted into the person in front of them. The men will usually have there hands in the air and be singing the meat train song.

Meat Training, is so fun, but it really hurts my bum.

The last time i Meat Train'ed I got a Tuma in my Brain.

There was a Black Person with a mask, who stuck his penis in my arse.

One Man: "I'm Bored"
Other Man: "Lets Meat Train"

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meat ring

A very large and puckered anus.

My meat ring resembles a wad of chewed bubble gum.

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Drop Meat

When a woman's clitoral lips are so beatin' and battered that they start to turn a purplish brown color and wrinkle to the point that they look like a pile of thick cut lunch meat that has sat in the sun for a week or so; also tends to resemble the meat in smell

Bevan thought that giving girls head was terrible, but that was because he could only pay hookers for sex and he had been chewin' on drop meat.

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Street Meat

Buying a meat-related food item from a street vender.

where did you get the burger?
I got it from the vender, its street meat.

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taco meat

rear view vagina

"dude, did you see her 'taco meat' when she bent over?"

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meat dildo

The penis. Can also be used in a non-sexual sense, such as indicating the urinal use of the penis

"Sorry guys, I got to drain the meat dildo" - Achewood

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Meat Puppet

Porn slang for a male porn actor

"Hard-on Harry can't make it today, sir. He was in an accident involving a rubber swing..."

"Forget about it... you don't need to be a genius to be a meat puppet! He can be replaced easily..."

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