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A literary technique invented by OuLiPo (look it up) in which words in a text are replaced by the 7th similar part of speech (7th adjective, 7th verb and so on) that occurs in a good dictionary.
By extension, the replacement of a word by the 7th later near-rhyme in a dictionary.
Harry Mathews, in replacing the word 'daffodils' by 'imbeciles' using N+7 in a famous Wordsworth poem, produced:
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden imbeciles;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.
The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed—and gazed—but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:
For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the imbeciles.
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*scumfuckers, n: the act of showing up uninvited to a private home and destroying/damaging/rendering unusable/defecating upon/micturating upon the personal goods of the owner of the establishment. can also mean stealing of any valuable goods from a private home/business.
*scumfuckers, n2: the labeling of particular individuals that engage in scumfuckery, one who engages in scumfuckery.
*scumfuck, to scumfuck, v: the act of in any way devaluing another private citizen's property after entering their home without consent.
scumfuckery, n1: 'Just don't engage in any scumfuckery, Homeless Hal.'
scumfuckers, n2: 'Those scumfuckers sure torched that tapestry last night.'
scumfuck, v: 'Let's go to Geoff's party and scumfuck that place up.'
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a stupid mistake; a brain fart
she had a bart and missed the $100 question
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When a guy closes his eyes when about to ejaculate, and just lets it out all over his partner, hoping it ends up in a good spot.
She was about to finish me off, but I pulled out, prayed, and sprayed.
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The Best band ever. Result of two bands. La Guns and Hollywood Roses. Ever hear of a "guitar" ? Listen to GNR to find out how it should sound. Featuring lead guitarist "Slash" - legend.
Ferg says Guns N Roses are the best F**king band in the world !
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While bench pressing a woman sucks on your dick.
After school on Thursday, Anthony was struggling to lift the bar as Natalie came in for a quick Bench n' Blow . In the process of Natalie doing the dirty deed, Anthony then benched 10's on each side.
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An awesome song by Led Zeppelin originally realeased on the Led Zeppelin IV (zoso.
Been a long time since a rock 'n' rolled!
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