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Nights of the Round Table are a group of four cadets and my roomie who get together on Friday Nights to play cards in the cadet lounge while I suck their dicks under the table until they've all had cumgasms, and after that they take turns fucking my boy-hole.
The Nights of the Round Table are cumming over later tonight, so I'll get to fill up on cumgasms!
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A liberal expression meaning an inexpensive handgun. (Of course, the REAL definition of an inexpensive handgun is CHEAP INSURANCE.)
Liberal politicians tell yuppie and soccer mom constituents that they will ban Saturday Night Specials, which makes the yuppies and soccer moms feel all warm and fuzzy.
Of course, banning inexpensive handguns deprives poor people of their most effective defense against Pachuco boys and other criminals.
Senaturd Kennedy wants to ban the Saturday Night Special.
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To spend "one night in Bangkok" means to have sex with an Asian tranny, especially a prostitute.
Guy #1: See that cute Asian chick over there? I just did her last night.
Guy #2: Dude, that's a dude!
Guy #1: Seriously? No wonder she'd only let me fuck her in the ass.
Guy #2: So, how was your one night in Bangkok?
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night-water cum is the splooge that several cadets leave in the glass of water you keep on your nightstand after they jack off into it.
When I wake up in the morning, I always have night-water cum in my glass and the taste of my roomies' jizz in my mouth!
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night-water cum is the pearly-white cumshots of other guys who jack off in the water glass of nightstand water a guy drinks during the night when he's thirsty.
My roomies are frequently jacking off in my water glass and leaving me night-water cum to drink!
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Having sex with some random person after you get hammered then never call them back
Ex: I got her way drunk, took her back to my place had a one night stand. Damn I love slutty girls.
www.1nightstandstory.com
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nights of the round table is a group of five guys who cum over to my lover's house every friday night, and he makes me suck everyone's dick while they play cards and have cumgasms in my mouth -- yum!
Oh-oh! I'm stoned and my lover invited the nights of the round table over!
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