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A man who believes that he would be playing in Major League Baseball, the NFL, the NBA or the NHL if his high school's varsity coach didn't bench him. There are two errors with sports guy's thinking. First, a coach at any level (include the high school varsity team) won't jeopardize his team's chances of winning by NOT playing his best players. Second, sports guy was always a mediocre athlete and his skills diminished as he got older. Sports guy's chances of playing professional sports is less than my chances of dating Heidi Klum!
Sports guy is a fucking loser!
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a funny ass show on tv. it does rip off the simpsons alot though. fat drunk guy, healthy looking wife,3 kids,son,daughter,and baby, a dog, and the fat guy hangs out with a black and white guy at a bar. plus that episode with death, they already did that on the simpsons!
"pea...........tear............griffin. Damnit!"(peter griffin, "fat guy" from family guy)
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An specie who are males that play videogames. This type of specie may hunt down the girl gamer race and because of this the girl gamers are going extinct. Beware of guy gamers as they may ddos ur club penguin acc
Lolskrub1 "LOL LOOK AT DAT PRO MLG GUY GAMER LIEK SRSLY XXDXDDXDXDDXDXDXDX"
Lolskrub2 "LOL IKR FUNNEH HE GUNNA EAT DAT GIRL GAMER WHO'S IN DA KORNAH! HUEHUE."
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A guy that towers over all. A very tall guy. He usually dates girls that are a lot shorter than him.
Lamar Odom = Guy Scraper for being over 6'10 plus he's married to Khloe Kardashian who is only 5'10.
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emo guys do not know whether they are gay or straight so they make it as hard for other people to figure out as possible
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What All Guys Want To Be..
Wat Most Guys Think They Are. But Actually Aren't. There Is Not Many Genuinely Nice Guys And If There Is, They Already Have "Nice" Girlfriends That End Up Treating Them Nasty. They Would Give Up Anything For Thier Friends & Family. It Can Also Be Wat Guys Start Out As But Then Never End Up As, Cuz They "Can't Be Bothered Anymore"
Girl: " U Would Never Hurt Me Would U,"
Guy: "Of Course Not Im A Nice Guy Trust Me,"
5 Days Later Dude Cheats On Girl..
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