why is my dick so hard

A gueston on why you have a boner

A:yo
b:why is my dick so hard

i have no words to use so...

html doesn't work you fag.

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i am so smart smrt

something someone says when they do something stupid but want to act cool.

Duggie: whats 10+10?

Isabelle: 20!! how do you not know that!

Duggie: i am so smart smrt!!

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the reason my bedpost is so shiny

A way to say someone is comely or beautiful

"oh my god did you see chad brittany"

"oh mah gawd yah he the reason my bedpost is so shiny galfrend"

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i farts so smelly

alternate spelling: i farts so smelle | the one singled out phrase i said during an among us match | caitlyn made a roblox account called “ifartssosmelle” friend it now | i farts so stank

max: i farts so smelly johnny: i farts so stank

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I don't think so biatch

Adjective noun; A phrase of impending animosity which is commonly used in conversations that do not have an advesarial tone.

"Does Tufts have rolling admissions?"
“I don’t think so biatch.”

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Our Kid would be so hot

Another way of saying "let's fuck".

Anna: "Hey boy"
James: "What's up boo?"
Anna: "Nothin much. Just a bit horny"
James: "Oh yeah? Well I bet our kid would be so hot"
Anna: "Fuck me JAMES!"

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