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one who blocks a cock blocker.
At erikas after prom party Ashley and Phil wanted to fuck. Their friend kaitlyn didnt want them to and started to cock block phil. Then drunk Sipes came up from the basement and pulled kaitlyn away from phil and ashley so they can get to it. Sipes was the cock block blocker hookin phil up with some pussy that night.
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getting cock blocked by an old person.
I was hitting on this fine looking nurse at the old folks home when my grandma told her about me being unemployed.
me: "nice Grandfather cock block g-ma!"
G-ma: "shut up and drink your ovaltine"
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A) The Lucky Cinder-Block is a fictitious object carried by backpackers and students. It represents any extremely heavy object carried for no particular reason.
B) Any useless, weighty, or otherwise pointless object occupying an inordinate amount of space in a backpack.
Steve: Hey Joe, Why is your backpack so heavy?
Joe: I don't know.
Steve: Dude, you brought your lucky cinder-block along didn't you?
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You and your lover are making your way to the bedroom, about to embark on a ride of sweet, passionate love making when you find your cat sleeping on the bed. This consequently denies you from sex since cats are too damn cute to be disturbed from their slumber.
"We were totally getting into it so we decided to take it upstairs...but we were kitty cock blocked by Fluffy."
12 block shoes
assignment of value to an article of chothing(isually shoes) by the number of blocks needed to chase you down to steal them
those are some (x) 12 block shoes.
A term used for a prisoner in a cell block who will readily spin around and bend over in exchange for commissary or protection.
Anthony survived being locked up by becoming a cell block spinner.
Birds camping 24/7 on their flat base bombing the biased bitches with explosives. They are classified as bitches to the block sumo community (especially to moles). The bbs (biased bitches) ignored the birds. They have the biggest grudge towards the moles species. Today I met a guy called CooIestKevin with the biggest grudge on us moles. The bird king will do whatever it takes to destroy other humans evolving to the bird colony.
b.s.b ( block sumo birds ) are bitches