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cock block blocker

one who blocks a cock blocker.

At erikas after prom party Ashley and Phil wanted to fuck. Their friend kaitlyn didnt want them to and started to cock block phil. Then drunk Sipes came up from the basement and pulled kaitlyn away from phil and ashley so they can get to it. Sipes was the cock block blocker hookin phil up with some pussy that night.

by Sipes May 16, 2005

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Grandfather cock block

getting cock blocked by an old person.

I was hitting on this fine looking nurse at the old folks home when my grandma told her about me being unemployed.

me: "nice Grandfather cock block g-ma!"

G-ma: "shut up and drink your ovaltine"

by silvershamus February 2, 2011

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Lucky Cinder-Block

A) The Lucky Cinder-Block is a fictitious object carried by backpackers and students. It represents any extremely heavy object carried for no particular reason.
B) Any useless, weighty, or otherwise pointless object occupying an inordinate amount of space in a backpack.

Steve: Hey Joe, Why is your backpack so heavy?
Joe: I don't know.
Steve: Dude, you brought your lucky cinder-block along didn't you?

by Andrew Narveson May 21, 2008

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Wall of 69 Blocks

Bob’s Holy Wall. Bob the Almighty’s wall. HOLY. WALL. MUST CLIMB.

The Wall of 69 Blocks is straight ahead. NOW CLIMB IT.

by LegendaryWølf September 6, 2022


12 block shoes

12 block shoes
assignment of value to an article of chothing(isually shoes) by the number of blocks needed to chase you down to steal them

those are some (x) 12 block shoes.

by jeffyfresh February 18, 2017


Block Sumo Birds

Birds camping 24/7 on their flat base bombing the biased bitches with explosives. They are classified as bitches to the block sumo community (especially to moles). The bbs (biased bitches) ignored the birds. They have the biggest grudge towards the moles species. Today I met a guy called CooIestKevin with the biggest grudge on us moles. The bird king will do whatever it takes to destroy other humans evolving to the bird colony.

b.s.b ( block sumo birds ) are bitches

by imsusUWU December 22, 2021


Block City Wars

The game that did good and amazing around 2014-2016 and then the devs decided to fuck up the game and make it terrible so people quit it.

Brian: Remember Block City Wars? It brings me memories...

by UNCLE BOY NI84Y053265 May 3, 2021