The stupid slang Bro's use
<<BRO-CAB>>
Sesh- makeout sesh
Beat- ugly
Rail- have sex with
Shmammered- drunk
"DUde, bra, i was soooo shmammered last night"
"I know BRAD, you totally seshed that beat girl Tracey"
" Dude, i RAILED her"
"GROSSSS"
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A term of endearment for use by LAX bros. Similar to bro or broseph. This word was formed by the ability of laxers to turn ordinary words into bro words by putting bro in it. This particular term originates from the Dos Equis guy, otherwise known as The Most Interesting Man in the World. This term generally refers to LAX gods, or those of high broly stature.
Lax bro1: "Hey Bros Equis, what are you doing tonight?"
Lax bro2: "The usual, shotgunning Nattys with my spoon and my slampiece"
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The act of shagging someone at a party with all your friends stand at the door and right before the female or male orgasms you scream "BRO" and all your bros come rushing on to scream out random sex noises
Mum: how was the party last night ?
Guy: it was good as a did 'the shayegan bro'
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When you spend more time gaming with your friends than with your own family.
βSorry mom, I canβt come for dinner right now. Iβm gaming with the gamer broβsβ
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The best friends you could ever have . Usually a trio, like a trinity. Usually two boys and a girl. The friends you are loyal to a fault with. You donβt talk about how you feel about each other, but all you know is that you love them with all your heart. They are complete psychos. You share many inside jokes. There may be some drama (like one of them has a crush on the other, and the third ships them), but that doesnβt stop the friendship. Never let your Joe Bros go.
βAre you guys like a love triangle or something?β
βNo! Weβre Joe Bros!β
βOh! Sorry guys!β
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Of or relating to the mutual respect and affectionate regard between "bros" resulting in what is commonly referred to as a bro-boner
eg:
"Dude! That totally gave me a bro-boner."
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One who dresses fresh as hell. Characteristics include tall, layered nike socks, Jordan kicks, flat bill hat with sticker still attached, long athletic shorts, graphic tee with large lettering, stud earrings, and gold chain. Walks with swag and has the attitude that they are the shit.
Damn! That guy is so cool looking he must be on BRO STATUS!!!!
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