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To claim a project is finished when in reality it’s fucked up beyond repair.
I tried to fix my furnace but I pulled a Peter and all the oil leaked into the wetlands.
Jens-Peter's are basically born from unwanted erections.
Heroin Addicted Stripper: Did you cum?
Man: Yup. Name the thing Jens-Peter...
A friendly guy with a massive cock, and outstanding sex abilities. He is very funny and smart, usually everybody loves him
Daaaam that’s a huge cock you got there
I know I call it Jens Peter
When someone disturbs you’re conversations by just jumping in to them like they were there in the beginning.
OMG you are doing an Jens Peter again that’s so annoying
formerly Zackary Lanton, Peter is legendary. fork knife, roblox, he's got it all. don't tell him it's cringy because he will go batshit. he's better than every other youtuber combined. Zackary Lanton was his stage name, but bete has finally opened up and is showing us his real, gorgeous, sex machine self. god he's so damn sexy he makes all the guys hard and the girls' panties cream, and everything in between.
person 1: have you heard anything about Zackary Lanton lately?
person 2: no dumbass he finally showed us his real identity, he's Peter Hilliard now
Everyone calls him something different. Sometimes out of love, sometimes out of hate, sometimes out of attraction, sometimes out of fear. Depends who you are, I suppose. He's a writer, animator, 3D modeler, Improv actor, actor, VFX artist, composer, engineer, PROFESSIONAL YO-YO PLAYER, card/board game collector, Sul’voth practitioner, absurdist, sapiosexual tea-loving philosopher, madman, μ-Sick founding member, backup singer, songwriter, rapper, and poet.
Damn that Peter Hilliard
Highly Niche situation but sometimes you may come across a Peter who just happens to smell of eggs, needs a name.
"Kworr now that's an eggy Peter!"