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when your dick's got poop on it.
branden's biomembrane is lookin like quite a poop dick today.
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To indicate falsehoods.
Originiated from detecting (smelling) lies (crap) from a distance.
Cletus "My momma says movin' back home!"
Ralph "Sounds like poop sniff."
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The biggest rookie mistake that anyone can make, but just know, if mummy finds the poop drawer, you're in big trouble
Brother: I wonder what is in this drawer
You: NO PLEASE DONT OPEN THAT
Brother: omg is this a poop drawer?
You: no please dont tell mommy
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When you feel a raging poop coming on but then something happens and you no longer have to poop.
simmilar to a buzz kill
Dude I rushed to the bathroom to drop a load but the smell in there was a total poop kill
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The combination of diarrhea and little poo nuggets that are excreted by your anus. Usually caused from excessive eating or drinking.
I woke up this morning from a long night of drinking and had to visit the bathroom to get rid of a batch of poop soup I had been brewing.
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the bone growing from your tailbone
guy: i have poop bone growing out of my tailbone
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similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down
i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it
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