we dont talk about that

something you say when you're asked about something you wanna keep on the low

BOB: So John what did you get on the test?
JOHN: (failed it) umm we dont talk about that

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Wrinkly sexual dirty talk

What elderly people discuss when proceeding with sexual activities between each other; eg, two partners or a group of wrinklies.

She spoke dirty to me the other night when we were having sexual intercourse, it was really wrinkly sexual dirty talk!

Me: Beryl, talk dirty to me whilst I penetrative you!

Beryl: Albert, I've shit the bed!

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talking with his dick out

Origin unknown, but this phrase was recently popularised by Dale Howard from Big Brother 9 in the UK.
It describes someone who makes themselves look stupid when they say certain things. Hence they look stupid(as you would if you talked with your dick hanging out).
Can also often mean that someone has double standards and possibly quite hypocritical behaviour

"Rex is probably taking notes on me anyway, talking with his fucking dick out all the time. I'll be doing something and he'll be doing the same thing all the time so he can't say anything. He's just talking with his dick out *cue Jennifer pointing to Rex across the garden who Dale hasn't spotted yet*

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We need to talk

I'm too shy to admit it but here goes "I want to screw your brains out". A universal mating call.

Two people just met and are just getting to know each other; :we need to talk".

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talking out of your ass

Uttering bullshit or talking nonsense. Most commonly done by managers and corporate whores.

Employee: Will you make some sense and stop talking out of your ass?

Management: YOU'RE FIRED!!!

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Smooth talking text whore

Someone who falsely uses their sweet talk words to gain trust love and adoration from the opposite sex to get attention and to overindulge in text flirting

I can't believe he says that to everyone , I thought I was the only one he called beautiful or baby . He's a smooth talking text whore

don’t talk to Kaylee day

On June 6th it’s plain and simple, just don’t talk to anyone named Kaylee, Cayley, Kalee, Kayleigh, Kailee

Have you talked to Kaylee today?
No...
Why?
It’s don’t talk to Kaylee day.

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