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black tea slut

a female that wears heavy makeup, dresses in a gothic style, usually someone you’d call “alt”

a female that knows how to manipulate both men and women into submission and obedience

black tea sluts often are women that get called “girlboss”, “mommy”, etc.

person1: “did you see felicia yesterday?”
person 2: “that black tea slut? of course, her sexiness is outstanding!”

by randomweirdolollll January 09, 2022


and thats just tea

"And thats just tea" is a saying that a shady mf might say after stating the obvious/saying what everyones thinking. It can also be used to express being Petty.
For example:
Stacy: i cant believe he cheated on me!

Tori: but didn't you cheat on your ex with him....its just karma

Alex: And thats just tea

For example:
Stacy: i cant believe he cheated on me!

Tori: but didn't you cheat on your ex with him....its just karma

Alex: And thats just tea

by Shes giving you LIFE April 03, 2018


shlong island tea

Long island tea but poured down the back of a hairy (and fat) individual and collected at the base the perineum. This concoction trickles through the channels between one's back hair before making its way through the buttcrack. It is collected as it drops from the area between the anus and the genital organ. The more inadequate one's toilet hygiene is, the more potent. This process is repeated until the desired concentration of shit particles is attained.

Samuel wondered how shit tasted with long island so Alexi had made him a shlong island tea by pouring it down his back and through his butt before letting him drink it.

by Smewsailing August 19, 2013


Arizona Tea Bag

When You tie 2 Tea-bags to you your ball sack (A.K.A. The 'T' spot) then dip it in boiling hot water, and then rip the string off. Resulting in your testicles to like two like two soft boiled eggs.

Samantha: Why wern't you at school yesterday Tyler?
Tyler: I was showing Kayla to do the Arizona Tea Bag... IT HURT!

by Arizona's finest! February 27, 2012


Tea Pot Mode

Standing With One Hand On a Table and Leaning on it with one leg crossed over the Others.
Usually Used By Evil Maths Teachers.

The Beast Is Doing Tea Pot Mode.

by Klipperbus1 June 16, 2016


tea bag dat hoe

an oral sexual activity when a female lays down on her back and the male dips his testicles in and out the female's mouth as if her mouth was hot water and his testicles were the tea bag

After we had sex I decided to tea bag dat hoe

by Horris Niel October 17, 2007


long island iced tea

A drink made of 1% sprite/coke and 99% of a variety of liquor. Including: Vodka, Gin, Tequila and Rum. Defiantly a bang for the buck so bottoms up!

Man I got hammered off a long island iced tea.

by chrisasian45 October 09, 2014