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A hot womans steamy, smoking vagina.
Hey baby,I'd like to put my pork roast in your sex oven.
71š 4š
THE ultimate form of birth control.
Little Johny didn't want to get his girlfriend pregnant, even though she was on birth control. So instead of the mundane vaginal pounding that he would like to do, they just had butt sex.
769š 69š
A helmet worn by your lady, similar to a grid-iron helmet, purely to protect the woman from being knocked unconscious during vigorous sex in which her head may come into contact with a wall/bedhead
Damn baby, Imma give it to you tonight, best put on you sex helmet
54š 2š
(noun) An agreed to arrangement between two friends regarding a sexual relationship between them that is clandestine, occasional, situational and beneficial to both. occurring as a result of multiple factors. Either person may/may not have a significant other. The friendship remains, but has potential to become enhanced and strengthened if the exchange is mutually fulfilling and pleasurable, but could become complex or even strained if the arrangement doesnāt go as expected.
Shocked by what sheād heard Shannon said, āIām seeing someone, Nikkiā, thinking this idea of āfriend sexā to be strange. Nikki countered āI know this, and as a friend Iād do anything you needed me to, as a friend I love you, the last thing Iām wanting to do is ruin our friendship with dating. Leave all that uncertainty, jealousy, and all the other shit behind with who youāre seeing. Fuck all that. I know my place. I also know that sometimes maybe people arenāt always #1, arenāt always appreciated as they should, are even lonely though they are āseeing someoneā, I understand that too, sister, and thatās what Iām talking about. Top secret sex stuff, just us involved, take it whenever and however you need it. Touch, pleasure, physical gratification, special, anything you say, attention, you first, secret. Anytime, whenever you say. You get it?? Iām no runway model but theyāve come a long way now with light switches so you could just turn the lights down, close your eyes, give in and I promise you that you will get my best as I make you feel like the only woman in the world. Then Iāll work you and your body over (and over) in such a way to inspire you to actively participate in such an intimacy so that in such times together, flesh on flesh connected, all alone and close you wish to please as you are being pleased. Then when the time is up for then, if youāve been pretendingā¦.just run with that idea and around the rest of the world pretend like it never happenedā.
Nathan was in his dorm, stroking his hard 9 inch when his dormmate Matthew came in. Nate gasped, trying to cover himself, but Matthew wasn't having any of that. He locked the door to Nate's bedroom and walked over, taking his clothes off and leaving them on the floor on the way. "What are you-" Nate began before being pinned to the bed, lips locked with Matt's. Matt looked around. "Got any lube?" He murmered softly. Nate shook his head before passing him a wrapper. Matt wondered, and then threw it, taking Nate by surprise and fucking him rough, cumming immediately into him to lube him up. He had been rock-hard anyways, his masturbation session in the locker room had helped with that. Nate moaned loudly as Matt fucked him missionary, slowing down and becoming softer in his thrusts. Nate wrapped his legs around Matt, already breaking a sweat. Matt grinned, stopping and slowly going deeper into him with those magnificent 11 inches until Nate was gasping, clutching the bed. Matt then began to slowly fuck him again.
Nate began to squirm under his roommate when the pressure broke and he couldn't stop himself cumming. Matthew stared in surprise before spanking him and making him shiver. "Lick all this off you slut!" Nate obeyed, and they were soon flat on the bed frenching again, before Nate took Matt in his hand, rubbing until his massive cock was completely hard and red. Matthew wasted no time pulling away and insead of cumming into Nate's hand, fucked him and squirted inside him. Nate moaned loudly kids from other dorms heard it, launching into a large orgasm. He was panting when he'd finished, the sweat dripping off of his lean body. Matt smiled, beginning to pound him again, causing Nate to bite his shoulder so hard Matt yelled out in pain and ecstacy. After thier wonderful sex, they both showered, wore thier pyjamas and cuddled on the sofa watching a random movie until they both fell asleep. What lovely Gay Sex.
982š 142š
Refer to lying about a sexual activity in court or person to person. This can include Cheating, Lying about a STI, Pedophilia, Necrophilia and used contraception.
The court has found you guilty on several accounts of sex fraud.