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This is the Female version of “Bull Riding Butt Fuck” in which you climb on top of a woman with a knot around targets nipples, and stick your penis into their Butthole or Vagina.
Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon and Youngcinamon
“Shut up Lacy Stanley or I'm going to Cow Riding Butt Fuck you”
A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.
John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."
Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."
the art of using cow shit to make portraits of more cows.
Friend: Hey are you making Cow Art?
Me: Why yes I am.
Friend: Smells great.
Any cow that can stand straight upright on a hill side and you can get city friend to believe it.
City friend: how do the cows stand straight on the hill side like that? You: There a Leanto cows "Lean-two" there legs are shorter on one side so they can stand straight and not tip over.
A pink cow is a type of drink also known as strawberry milk.
“ are you going to get chocolate milk or pink cow?”
The act of jerking off four guys at once.
I hear lots of men are in to "milking the cow".
During sex you milk the cow when shes on bottom in the middle of a threesome. You have the asshole and the other has the vagina when hes suckin the tits. When you slap the ass and the milk comes out
Jack: Yoooo I had a threesome last night
Will: Damn you lucky bitch
Jack: Yea we tried milking the cow
Will: WTF?
Jack: Here me out it felt good
Will: Shut the fuck up