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on certain occasions, after one has consumed a particularly elegant meal—for example, of curried mussels with sausages, french fried potatoes, and port wine drunk from pig's bladders—one may seek to capture the essence of one's gaseous excretions in a flask. this typically happens only once or twice in a decade. the very best farts are known "body-spirits," or "esprit-de-corps," in the original french. such ripples will gain in complexity during the years they spend in the bottle, acquiring notes of dogshit, turpentine, penis sweat, and shark farts.
jamal: shall or shan't we uncork a few vintage farts this eve?
edgar: but of course, my good man.
jamal: i'll let you do the honors.
edgar: let me just take a dump right quick.
jamal: yeah no prob.
edgar: just opened it. smells so friggin good. just smells just like a dick.
jamal: cool.
edgar: yeah sick.
The flatulence in ones rectum that refuses to exit out the anus. This type of gas becomes boarderline painful for one to release, due to the fact that when it releases, it feels as though an actual cone is exiting the anus.
Dilly: "Morgan, why is your ass up in the air?"
Morgan: "i have a cone farts and it hurts!!!"
I suffered from sideways farts in the hospital, so they added simethicone to my medicine list.
the act of holding back a fart and the backpressure of the gases get pushed back in and you get an erection.
i was tryna hold a fart back while kissing my girl and i got Fart Dick
To fart on or towards someone at close range. Especially when the offended party cannot move to avoid the beef.
As chuck lay on the couch, unsuspecting, Richard approached silently and sat on his head, suddenly releasing his flatulence. The resulting fart honk caused a bad case of pink eye.
Someone who trusts a fart and then becomes bitterly disappointed by the messy ramifications.
Joan used to be a fart truster, that is until the concept back-fired on her and she shidoobied herself instead.
a person that enjoys smelling other persons' flatulence, usually going unnoticed
i just ripped one and some fart creeper told me it was juicy