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you're a ham

When a person i acting weird.

"You're a ham"

by john caliber August 2, 2022


ham-ball

Any person who can generally just "ham it up".

You get Lola in front of a camera & she's a total ham-ball".

Girl gets to drinking so fierce, you can't take that ham-ball anywhere without making a scene.

by J. Steinbeck December 14, 2015


Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.

Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham

by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022


standing between the hams

When you are experiencing the act of performing anal sex with your member from the behind area of your partner.

Mark thought perhaps Joe was buried deep in a beaver, but in fact he was standing between the hams.

by dustychenille March 18, 2017


Squirrel In A Ham

"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"

Dude I'm really itching to put my squirrel in a ham. I love you. I love her.
She is your mom.

by Nellyburger March 30, 2023


Ham hawk

When a bitch got hella ass

Damn! She got a ham hawk.

by DeeSaidThat November 29, 2021


Sam I Ham

Sam I Am but ham.

"I am Sam, Sam I Ham"

"Have you seen Sam I Ham today?"

by Shanspareigon April 23, 2024